You know how sometimes you walk by a conversation at the wrong time and what you hear makes no sense at all? Well, today I walked by our VPs office and she was speaking with the Division President. When I walked by all I heard was "big ass." It took me by surprise and I immediately thought, "I know, but you don't have to point it out."
Shortly thereafter I realized they were talking about a title of a book called "Bright Lights, Big Ass" and I just happened by at the wrong time.
At least it made for a good laugh.